WHAT I DO:

I’m a minister of God.

 

          Man on street: What kind of snake is that?

 

It’s an Albino Burmese Python.

                       

          Man on street: Wow. Impressive.

 

 

WHY I DO:

Because serving the Lord is the least I can do for a man who died for me.

 

          Man on street: Wooooow.

 

          (A family walks over.)

 

          Little boy: Where’s its face?

 

You should hold it and do a picture... You can hold it if you want. Say, ‘Give me ten dollars, mommy.’

 

          Little boy: Ten dollars.

 

          Mom: You want to hold him?

 

          Brother: I want to hold him.

 

          Mom: Are you gonna hold him? They’re not going to hold him.

 

          Little Boy: You hold him.

 

Actually, you can hold him together if they stoop down around here. Ya’ll can be like Eve and Cain and Abel, you know.

 

          Mom: You’re not going to hold him... They’re going to flinch.

 

          Little Boy: If she gets hurt, then he’s mad?

 

It’s not going to jump.

 

          Brother: I want to try.

 

          (Another group of customers come.)

 

           ***

What’s the third question?